Tuesday, December 18

i can haz new hooman?

now i know this post is a little mean, and i don't like to be mean, but didn't someone once say "if we don't speak for those who cannot speak for themselves, who will?" it was probably bob barker. now that i've justified mocking someone, here goes... there's someone out there who's taken crazy cat lady to a whole new level. she likes to dress her cat up in wigs and hopes you do too. and all for the low price of $50? what a steal! for a cat wig... why should you pay $50 for a wig for your cat? here's why!

"Pink makes your kitty feel elegant, modern and quintessentially feline."
no, i'm pretty sure it doesn't.

"Blonde sets off your kitty’s eyes and makes your kitty look tan."
this begs the question, how a cat look tanned?

"Silver makes your kitty feel sexy and smart, like a cougar on the prowl."
oh, well that makes sense. that's how silver makes me feel anyway... how about you?

"Blue gives your kitty a sharp look -- jazzy and totally copacetic."
okay, this coupled with the use of the word "biznazz" on the home page makes me concerned that a certain someone might be eaten alive by a certain wig-wearing cat.

and now more lolcatz for your enjoyment:


Anonymous said...

OMG! Your post is too funny! Thank you. I also came across this unfortunate reality and shook my head for all the cats out there and their level-headed owners. Your apropos sarcasm certainly hit the spot. Good job!

And, God Bless the Wig Mistress. This is America after all.


Anonymous said...

Mock away - I enjoyed the hell out of it. Sweet goodness, if that CCL becomes a million off this I might move to Thailand.

sharilyn said...

I actually have a couple of friends who think cat wigs are a good thing and want to get some for their poor cats next halloween. (This couple are also somewhat forcefully adamant about never having children.. go figure) poor kitties!